one boxing day i met santa in kings cross pub,we first had a few scooners and played darts. We were loaded so we left the pub with dart holes all over our bodys. we got into santas sleigh and pretended that we were driveing. santa told blitzen 2 go 2 the beach but rudolph didnt want to. santa and rudolph had biff and santa threw rudolph through a rocket car. rudolph died so we dumped him in the sewer.at the beach we were throwing up like mad. santas vomit turned into leprochans and they destroyed the beach and left with a 6 pack. we woke up in hospital and snagged 2 peoples wheel chairs and escaped. we went to waringah and meet the tooth fairy, we caught him and put him in a jar, then we burnt the jar. after that we went to cronulla and started a raid. when the poloce me and santa legged it to cronulla pub. after a game of duck duck goose we left the pub and now the police are chaseing a guy names Guy and a guy names Sabastian or something like that. after that we took a wiz on city court and woke up sorounded by beer vomit a block of ice dirt and city court.